Hope your birthday is Inconceivable! Dont fall prey to any of the classic blunders: land wars in Asia, going against Sicilians when death is on the line, and most importantly forgetting to buy this card!

• A2 (5.5 x 4.25″) greeting card
• Letterpress printed on french paper co. Card stock
• Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope
• Made in the United States of America